Photo by Unnamed Pilot of Goodyear Blimp

Pilots Peg Britton and Luge Slider prepare for their highly publicized first (and last) flight aboard Goodyear's America blimp. Sources report that the notorious duo originally offered to produce the hot air for the liftoff of America until they found out that the blimp uses helium. Shortly thereafter, they were overheard speaking in very high, squeaky voices.

Photo by Joyce Gosnell

Lacking a mechanic, Peg steps into the breach as the Airship America sputters to a halt in mid-air while Luge handles the main controls from behind the camera. Peg's cap is barely visible behind the control panel where, cool and composed, she recalibrates something or other.

Photo by N. L. Harris

Peg smiles gaily after clandestinely breaking into the main archives of the CIA in Langley, Virginia. She ran amok through the neatly stacked secret files until captured by four special CIA GRAM teams (Grandmothers Running Amok Mischieviously). "She was quick as a cat and a real mess to deal with," quoted one team agent who requested anonymity. As she was led away, Peg shouted something about "not even getting wet!"

Photo by N. L. Harris

Remember when you knew the names of all the countries in Africa? Remember before the globe changed country names every other year? Peg poses behind Dwight D. Eisenhower's office globe in Dwight's private office at the Eisenhower Center in Abilene, Kansas.

Photo by B. Bad

Leaving MCI (Kansas City) incognito, crack international investigators pause briefly for a photo op before boarding an international flight to a country where they are persona non grata but they like the food.